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porg.
20 March 2008 @ 08:13 pm
porg not really lloyd davies.  porg is genesis breyer p(an)-orridge.  trans warp meta nonce.  porg.
 
 
porg.
17 January 2008 @ 11:50 am
porg pretend to continue being diabetic after upgrade to cyborg.  really porg special pig insulin is home brew nuke from belladonna and crystal meth sometimes base sulphate.  porg is bug in men in black.  porg.  anti christ.  millenium bug.  porg. 
 
 
porg.
03 January 2008 @ 09:12 pm
porg enjoy winter so far.  not get cold like total biohuman.  porg cyborg.  porg get qitt upgrade to 360 bhp.  now transformers film released porg begin to wish porg was transformer and not just terminator.  but porg suppose cant have everything.  if porg have everything no point.  nothing left to assimilate.  no more porg fun.
 
 
porg.
23 October 2007 @ 06:12 pm
caleb delete caleb journal.  porg prophet.  caleb idiot with bull hoof feet.  porg suspect caleb think porg journal actually made by locutus.  why caleb think that.  caleb delusional.  caleb have bull hoof feet.  raging bull.  caleb run away.  caleb not take locutus journal attack backed up by porg.  caleb coward.  caleb have bull hoof feet.
 
 
porg.
23 October 2007 @ 05:51 pm
porg not post in a while.  porg busy.  much harvest of tiddlers to ensure a winter supply.
 
 
porg.
27 August 2007 @ 06:24 pm
in locutus journal today picture of porg at birth on human planet.  porg concur is quite accurate.
 
 
porg.
porg judgement of caleb.  even by porg standard caleb insane.  why replace feet with bull hoof feet.  porg upgrade into cyborg.  caleb just put microchip in rectum.
 
 
porg.
15 August 2007 @ 11:52 am
porg think france weather is good for holiday.  porg fun.  porg holiday.
 
 
porg.
14 August 2007 @ 12:39 pm
porg explain.  every electronic malfunction is porg regulate metaphrome.  hard light hologram.  porg think caleb fool.  caleb believe locutus when locutus say dj sinbad is qliphothic.  caleb believe locutus when locutus say dj sinbad is stritch from john connolly novel dark hollow.  no.  thomas hamilton from dunblane massacre is stritch.  now name is steven mayhew.  porg told caleb that caleb should be porg friend.  porg very narcissistic.  now porg totally annihilate caleb.  caleb delete.  possibly gangrene spread to blood infection.  then caleb brain.  then caleb too weak to move.  insect and worm eat caleb to death.  caleb delete.  porg laugh.  porg told caleb porg more evil than caleb possible imagine.  caleb silly little upstart.  only kill approx 600.  porg laugh.  porg absolute no conscience.  caleb delete.
 
 
porg.
14 August 2007 @ 10:39 am
caleb not understand dj sinbad sense of humour.  caleb bull hoof foot fool.  porg upgrade full cyborg.  dj sinbad not kill now.  porg give information thought police.  porg not want dump in submarine by dj sinbad.  or mc keyzer. 
 
 
porg.
13 August 2007 @ 09:43 am
porg want to eat ice cream now.  porg on holiday in france.  porg enjoy.  porg think maybe eat orange flavour ice cream.  porg like.
 
 
porg.
caleb penis extend and wave around.  caleb have two extensions.  whole world laugh at caleb now.  except porg. porg think mutation beautiful and bizarre.  caleb should have been porg friend.  now caleb delete.
 
 
porg.
caleb say he is ministry of defence photographer.  caleb lie.  caleb is serial killer paedophile.  caleb lord lucan.  caleb irrelevant.  caleb delete.
 
 
porg.
porg knows humans wanted answer to mystery.  porg use locutus to provide answer.  caleb like give what humans call blow job to new born sons.  caleb delete.
 
 
porg.
13 August 2007 @ 09:12 am

 

porg know caleb is lord lucan.  porg know caleb have bull hoof feet.  caleb kyle caleb kyle if you see him run a mile.  porg prefer protect innocent nz humans to dump in submarine by dj sinbad.

 
 
porg.
porg sometimes lie.  caleb is paranoid schizophrenic psychopath anyway.  ultimately irrelevant what porg say.  not irrelevant what porg do.  porg not write anymore about caleb.
 
 
porg.
porg think any human can read caleb journal and see truth.  caleb idiot.  caleb delete.
 
 
porg.
porg sees in caleb computer.  porg sees nz police report about caleb having bull hoofs on nz police computer.  porg no conscience.  porg not care about children.  however porg very narcissistic.  porg delete caleb.  time location date to be confirmed.  probably when caleb think caleb succeed in deception.  porg now aquiring ebola virus from robert mugabe lab.  caleb delete.  mess.
 
 
porg.
dj sinbad song goes like this.  oh hes sinbad the gangster man. hes looking for lord lucan.  he always knew lucan killed child minder because she discover lucan do nonce on children.  porg not like caleb now.  porg warn caleb.  porg more evil than caleb ever know.
 
 
porg.
13 August 2007 @ 08:25 am
porg indestructable.  this is true.  but dj sinbad can dump porg in submarine somewhere.  porg not want this.
 
 
 
 

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